Hazzard
Fontana

&

We Write Screenplays 
So You Don't Have To!
Learn more Meet the team KEITH'S THOUGHTS CONTACT

Hazzard
Fontana

&

We Write Screenplays 
So You Don't Have To!
Learn more Meet the team KEITH'S THOUGHTS CONTACT

Hazzard
Fontana

&

We Write Screenplays 
So You Don't Have To!
Learn more Meet the team KEITH'S THOUGHTS CONTACT

Hazzard
Fontana

&

We Write Screenplays 
So You Don't Have To!
Learn more Meet the team KEITH'S THOUGHTS CONTACT

about

Chris Hazzard & Michael Fontana are a comedy writing team, hailing from the East Coast and based in Los Angeles. Most recently, Amazon won the bidding war for their feature pitch based on the beloved 80s toy Teddy Ruxpin. They will Executive Produce the film alongside Dwayne Johnson's Seven Bucks Productions and Story Kitchen. Chris & Mike are also currently developing projects for DC Studios, Skydance Sports, Paramount, Disney+ and XYZ films.

On the TV side, they have developed original comedies for Hulu, CBS, FX Networks, Sony, Disney+, and Universal Television. In addition to that, they wrote for Season 2 of the PopTV show Swedish Dicks starring Peter Stormare and Keanu Reeves.

Chris & Mike spend an almost nauseating amount of time together. Bordering on unhealthy and co-dependent, actually. 
But that’s neither here nor there.

press

Sometimes the projects we work on get announced in the trades.

MEET THE TEAM

The individuals who work hard to ensure that you and your loved ones receive the very best in screenplay content, each and every day.

Jeffrey Montague

Senior associate for dialogue affairs

Chris & Mike cannot be bothered to "write" all of their "scenes." Instead, they tell Jeffrey what has to happen in a scene, and he crafts beautiful scenes of comedy, tenderness and insight. In exchange, he is allowed fifteen minutes of "yard time."

Roxie Swanson

Food taster

When you're as important as Chris & Mike, you don't just start eating food that's brought to you all willy nilly. You have a dedicated employee who tastes the food first and then waits twenty minutes to see if it includes Novichok or similar deadly nerve agents. Roxie is the third person to hold this position. May they rest in peace.

Ann Richmond

director of spreadsheets

Spreadsheets are a much bigger part of screenwriting than you'd expect. It's nearly impossible to keep track of all of them, but luckily Ann handles all of that... with a spreadsheet.

Sturdy Banister

V.p. of cookies

Because sometimes a guy wants cookies, why are you making this weird?

These are definitely our real employees and not the stock images included in the website template.

MEET THE TEAM

The individuals who work hard to ensure that you and your loved ones receive the very best in screenplay content, each and every day.

Jeffrey Montague

Senior associate for dialogue affairs

Chris & Mike cannot be bothered to "write" all of their "scenes." Instead, they tell Jeffrey what has to happen in a scene, and he crafts beautiful scenes of comedy, tenderness and insight. In exchange, he is allowed fifteen minutes of "yard time."

Roxie Swanson

Food taster

When you're as important as Chris & Mike, you don't just start eating food that's brought to you all willy nilly. You have a dedicated employee who tastes the food first and then waits twenty minutes to see if it includes Novichok or similar deadly nerve agents. Roxie is the third person to hold this position. May they rest in peace.

Ann Richmond

director of spreadsheets

Spreadsheets are a much bigger part of screenwriting than you'd expect. It's nearly impossible to keep track of all of them, but luckily Ann handles all of that... with a spreadsheet.

Sturdy Banister

V.p. of cookies

Because sometimes a guy wants cookies, why are you making this weird?

These are definitely our real employees and not the stock images included in the website template.


If you're like most people you're probably wondering what famed film and television actor Keith David thinks of us. If so, you're in luck! 

Keith's thoughts

contact

us

Chris & Mike:

Management:

Film:

TV:

us

hazzardampersandfontana@gmail.com

Ryan Cunningham / Anonymous Content

Trevor Astbury - Bryant Barile / CAA

Ilana Goren - Jonas Brooks / CAA

contact us

hazzardampersandfontana@gmail.com

Ryan Cunningham / Anonymous Content

Trevor Astbury, Bryant Barile / CAA

Ilana Goren, Jonas Brooks / CAA

Chris & Mike:

Management:

Film:

TV:

contact us

Chris & Mike:

Management:

Film:

TV:

MANAGEMENT:
Ryan Cunningham 
/ Anonymous Content

FILM:

Trevor Astbury 
Bryant Barile 
/ CAA


TV:

Ilana Goren 
Jonas Brooks 
/ CAA

Chris & Mike